jon and kate plus who gives a fuck

i swear if i see one more story about jon and kate and their village of children, i'm going to lose it. i expect it from the gossip magazines because they don't really have much else to talk about (seriously though, i'd rather they just publish pictures of celebrities eating and walking their dogs). but cnn? really? aren't we in a recession or something? are we still in iraq? what ever happened to afghanistan? i even expected more from fox news--i'll never make that mistake again: How Green Are Jon and Kate Gosselin?. I DON'T CARE. the only way they could make me care about this family is if jon and kate were training their children to become cold blooded murderers that they planned on releasing in my neighborhood.

they've even seeped into my dreams. i'm not kidding! the only reason i'm writing this is because i dreamt that i wrote it. it's fucked up.