we're getting closer the our destination and things are not looking better. my mom's friend can tell i'm not very happy about staying on her boyfriend's pathetic excuse for a farm so she keeps saying things like "at least it'll be an adventure!" or "this will be an experience for you!" and of course, "we're making memories!" i like her a lot but i've had to employ a great deal of will power and restraint to avoid breaking my foot off in her ass.
THIS IS NOT A MOVIE. i am not a city slicker (like let's say, renee zellweger) moving to some backwater town where i will meet and fall in love with a folksy yet lovable local (perhaps harry connick jr). this will not end in a lesson learned.
correction: there is a lesson in this. next time someone offers to take me to florida, I'M FUCKING GOING.
correction: there is a lesson in this. next time someone offers to take me to florida, I'M FUCKING GOING.
Fuck farms. I lived on one.
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